GRAND LAKE GOLF REPORT

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NEW TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCED
Michelle Fraley just sent this info: The 2012 American Red Cross benefit golf tournament – Cross Your Tees – is set for WEDNESDAY, MAY 2  at SHANGRI-LA GOLF COURSE… lunch will be served at noon and tee off will be at 1:00.

Mark your calendars NOW to plan to be there…..4-person scramble. More info to follow.

 

PATRICIA ISLAND GOLF CLUB

2011 GRAND LAKE AREA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BENEFIT TOURNAMENT

Men Long Drive – Hole No. 18                        D. J. Johnson

Women Long Drive – Hole No. 8                        Glenda Gordineer

Men Close to Pin – Hole No. 11                        Robert Welsh

“Championship Flight” – 1st Place – Score 54: R. Welsh, S. Soden, S. Chase

2nd Place- Score 56: D. Johnson, S. Ogden, K. Ruark, M Sneeden

3rd Place – Score 58: M. Torrone, B. Rush, D. Jones, B. Smith

 

GOLF TIP OF THE WEEK

This is the best time of the year to take lessons and/or work on your golf swing. Call me for a quick video analysis (just $30) – 918-257-4967.

 

NEW – GOLF IMPROVEMENT TOOL – “Helps the amateur’s more than the pro’s!”

If you aren’t “SHAFT FLEX FITTED” you are at a disadvantage before you even tee up.

So, please read this…GRAND LAKE GOLF ACADEMY is now the official “Fitter” for www.fitchip.com in this area.

This is a new fitting system in which we can measure instantaneously if you have the right frequency shafts in your clubs. The inventor and developer proved to me that 60% of all golfers are playing with the wrong shaft frequency. Simplified, this just means you get the club face square back to the ball naturally or by force. Get the whole story by going to www.fitchip.com. Naturally is of course best. We offer a fitting and swing lesson for $50; If you replace and order your shafts at $55 each including grip, we credit the $50 to your purchase. You can even use your club heads.

Call Steve at 918-257-4967 or Dave Rycroft at 918-791-5689.

 

JOKE OF THE WEEK

Ladies, you’ll like this, from my good friend Jam Jimeson in OKC: …One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’  ‘It depends,’ I replied.  ‘What does it say on your shirt?’  He yelled back, ‘ University of Texas !’
And they say blondes are dumb….
-A couple is lying in bed. The man says,  ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’  The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘.

-‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.. ‘Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
-Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?  A: A rumor

-Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.  AMEN
-Q: Why do little boys whine?  A: They are practicing to be men.
-Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?  A: Trustworthy.

-Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?  A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
-Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?  A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
-Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?  A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
-While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world . . . Then He made the earth round.

 

KEEP IT IN THE MIDDLE!

Steve

by Steve Pace, Certified Golf Instructor 918-257-4967
email: stevepace.golf@yahoo.com, website: www.stevepace.net






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